New Job Offer!

I received this most amazing mail today. Have a fantastic new job offer now.

The person offering me the job is one Dr Nick Smith.

The job offer is from “EUROPEAN ASSOCIATION OF DEVELOPMENT RESEARCH AND TRAINING INSTITUTES”

The company profile -

“The above named Organization it’s an Organization that seeks Sponsorship from Clients/Donors who fund the Various Research Programmes
in Europe and around the World”

The designation – Payment Assistant in charge of collecting and Processing the Payment from the Association,Partner,Donors, Sponsors and Clients.

Now for the most attractive part – the Job profile.

1.Receiving Payments(in form of Checks or Money Orders)
from our Clients,Associates or Donors.

2.Cash the Payment at your Bank

3.Deduct 10% of the TOtal Fund
which will be your Percentage/Pay on
every Payment Processed

4.You will now send the the Balance(90%)
via Western Union or Money Gram Money

What a wonderful role! All one needs to do is to “receive payments” and keep 10% of the same!

In times of recession, truly a great job. I am almost tempted to take this offer up and become a “Payment Assistant”. How long can one go on writing code trying to get Grids and OSes to work better.